the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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