What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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