a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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i saw amango it splootered

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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