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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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