What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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