Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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Anti Joke

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