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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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