Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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