- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Faithful men.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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