- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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