A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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