My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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