- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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