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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Brain fart

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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