- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Phew... it's gone.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Yellow People !!

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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