What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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