Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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