- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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