Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

A muslim paints Mohammed

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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