How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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I like to eat.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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Women rights.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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BIG PENIS

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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AROUND

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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