What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Potato salad

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

your moms so fat she has kankles

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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