- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

So one time this woman was learning...

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

I met a man today. His name was John.

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

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