matt is fat

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

Why? Why not?

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

stinky boner

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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