If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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