- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Death by kayak

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

A blind man walks into a library.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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