- Anti Joke

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

A duck walks into a convient store and ask the cashier, "You got any bread?". The cashier immediatley responds, "No sorry, we don't sell bread." The next day the duck comes back and asks the same cashier, "You got any bread?" The cashier sighs and responds, "No, we still have no bread." After browsing for about three minutes the duck comes back and asks, "You have any bread?" The cashier, as pissed off as a beached whale, says, "NO! WE WILL NEVER GET ANY FRICKEN BREAD AND IF YOU ASK AGAIN I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THIS COUNTER!" The duck sways his head and looks to the ground, only to look right back at the cashier and ask, "You got any nails." The cashier says, "No." The duck comes back and says, "You got any bread?"

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.