what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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a irish man walks past a bar

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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