How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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