what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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