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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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