Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What's better than a stick? A stone

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Death by kayak

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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