- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

The child was fired from his job.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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