What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

A women left the kitchen.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

How old are you? 7

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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