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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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