i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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