- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

You know what's funny? Rape

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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