How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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sky's sty

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Hail Hitler

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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