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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Cripples are lame.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

time to spruce up!

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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