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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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i saw amango it splootered

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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