What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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