A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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My Boyfriend

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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the game

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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