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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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