what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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