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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Your big dick.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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