It's all Taggart

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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how much fish could a chicken

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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