- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Anti-Joke.com Post anonymously with no editing!

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Women's rights.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??