- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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