- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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