- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

why does the man appear fat he is

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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