Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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