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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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