What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

batman farted so hes retarded

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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