- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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