- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

hey justin

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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