- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Justin Bieber

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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