- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Sex

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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