Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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