How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Denard Robinson

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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