- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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