There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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