A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Michael Brown

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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